Findings:
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
- Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Up Your Ass
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- Do you want to get slapped?
- Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
- a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
- Why do you want to get married?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Stop asking for peace and do something
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- Things people put up their butts
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- Craving a smoke
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- If you can say something nice, do
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- How do you love your ass?
- Do something
- If you hate something, do it anyway
- There is something we can do
- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- What do you see when you look up?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
- The Get Up Kids
- every thing you do tells you something
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- Jack Gets Up
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- Up to something
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- up to their gossip
- Dead links in writeups
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- burning stars lit up their hair
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- You Do Something To Me
- Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
- Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Something you definitely do not want on your face
- Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Do you want to say something with that song?
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- What guys do with their penis
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- A reason to do something
- How do you get there?
- You, standing
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How to get your stuff voted up
- Get it up
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- Everybody Get Up
- Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
- We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- We get tangled up like wires
- Get Up and Bar the Door
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Blowing smoke up your ass
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- Get Up, Stand Up
- Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- all the way up Reagan's ass
- ass
- Rat's ass
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- The Ass and His Masters
- Big Ass Truck
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Duck's ass
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