Findings:

• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• The donuts are so pretty
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Elf needs food badly
• Badly
• badly-designed scrollbars
• badly drawn boy
• Men treated badly
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• instructions from badly translated Chinese
• Badly designed robots
• Amusingly badly written complaints received by British local government
• Men Behaving Badly
• A badly organised mini-meet: The London Booze Monkeys Prep for Nottingham
• Well Done and Badly Rewarded
• Monkey need pizza badly
• badly (user)
• Badly Broken Butterflies
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Good old fashioned fucking
• fucking eh
• Fucking A
• The difference between fucking and making love
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Fucking Åmål
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I despise ribbon cable
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Shopping and Fucking
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Sheets of blank fucking paper
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Ho Ho Fucking Ho
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Fucking
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Live Era '87-'93
• couch fucking
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Give me back my bike!
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Fucking Anais
• How to clean a bathroom
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• The Fucking Champs
• fucking machine
• Hard like fucking stone
• go fucking (user)
• The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
• It's my fucking job to know
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Out of his fucking mind
• I am so fucking happy
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• Young People Fucking
• Songs About Fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• it's the fucking truth
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Customer service is a fucking given
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• you fucking moron (user)
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• Fucking is fucking
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Fucking Karma
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Fucking, Austria
• Fucking superhero movies
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Keep fucking that chicken
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Respect The Fucking Monkey
• Fucking useless phrases (category)
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• him
• To let him know
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• as much as time to him reveals
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Better him than me
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• For Him I Sing
• Just give him the damned fish
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• It's never him
• Language of the dead
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Divine hunger sustains him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• then I hugged him
• I refute him thus!
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• I ain't mad at him
• Peace be upon him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Is she really going out with him?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• I didn't want him
• Jen, I really hate him

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