Findings:

• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• How to make love to a virgin
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Songs to Make Love To
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• You Fucked Up!
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• Any song can be a love song
• Ken Lay
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• i love him (user)
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• The Man and His Wife
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• How Man creates his Gods
• Msgs that make you feel loved
• I love you, man!
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• My man loves action figures too much
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• fuck up
• Fucked up ways to die
• Fucked Up
• I fell in love with her first
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• You want that I should rough him up?
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• A poem for when I loved him
• Kissing a man all over his face
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• A man's home is his castle
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
• The man of his times
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• the man I loved
• God Loves, Man Kills
• make love
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• The Man who Loved Islands
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• You can't make someone love you
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Fucked up Facts from History
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Shut The Fuck Up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• People have fucked up before
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Man, what the fuck, I did EVERYTHING for you!
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• i love to fuck (user)
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• you can't love him anymore.
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• because I have given up any care
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• up his own arse
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Blind man tying his shoes
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Any fool can make a rule
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• A man and his own face
• A man's got to know his limitations
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter

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