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• Stoned music memories
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Cats don't have brakes
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• A reason to drink
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I just don't know when to quit.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When living we have need of Death
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When I have female children
• you don't have to do this
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when all the white horses have broken free
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• So you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You don't have any real problems
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• People don't flail when they die
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't have the time
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When I get mad I throw harder
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't panic
• don't care
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• We don't need no education
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover

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