Findings:
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- Helping people cheat
- When I have female children
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- The Girl Who Waited
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Type A blood
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- Who what when where why & how
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- The Girl Who Owned a City
- Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
- the boy who shoves girls during recess
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- The girl who everyone loved
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- The Girl Who Loved the Wind
- Advice I have been given about girls
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Know your pets
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- Stoned music memories
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Who's That Girl
- When I left my girl
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- When living we have need of Death
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Actors who have played Hitler
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- When your mind races, who wins?
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The girl you fell in love with
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- Straight girls who go to strip clubs
- The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
- The girl who left a legend
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Girl gangstas
- There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- SuicideGirls
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- Girls Who Bite Back
- Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
- Sussex girls have the longest legs
- When the girl is the mission
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- For girls who grow plump in the night
- Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- The girl who hangs the sun
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
- I have a crush on a girl in France
- Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- A girl who fell in love with a stove
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- the girl who danced with the chair
- The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Using a command line
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- The Girl Who Played With Fire
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
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