Findings:

• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• distress
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• distress signal
• Bhagavad-Gita - The Distress of Arjuna
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Damsel in Distress
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 27
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 26
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 25
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 24
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 23
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 22
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 21
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 20
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 19
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 18
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 17
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 16
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 15
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 14
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 13
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 12
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 11
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 10
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 9
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 8
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 7
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 6
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 5
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 4
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 3
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 2
• Damsel in Distress : Chapter 1
• damsel in distress syndrome
• damsels in distress bondage
• wrapped up tight in my distress. My words are muffled
• separation distress
• Respiratory Distress Syndrome
• intentional infliction of emotional distress
• Distressed Damsel (user)
• First wave ska music
• First contact
• our first time
• First Amendment
• first place
• First Lady
• first
• First Aid
• First past the post
• The First Third
• First Post
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• First person
• The first time
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• First Foundation
• first lieutenant
• first down
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• First baseman
• America First
• first date
• First Manassas
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I first met you
• halfway house for my name first
• First World
• First kiss
• First node on everything
• Double first
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
• I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery
• First date in history
• Never be the first to let go
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• My First Absolution!
• Mahler Symphony No. 1
• My First Exorcism
• Who's on first?
• First Age
• Love at first sight
• The Universe always gets the first move
• first cousin
• first category
• Always for the first time
• Since feeling is first
• The very first computer bug
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• there's a first time for everything
• first draft
• the first person "you"
• my first poem
• The First Three Minutes
• Right of the First Knight
• My first experience with opium
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Star Wars first draft
• First day of school
• First Union Center
• Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
• Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
• Mariner:Part the First
• first crossword puzzle
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• first exposure
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• Great first lines
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Star Trek: First Contact
• First Line, Last Line
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• to a first approximation
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Who made the first bread?
• First Crusade
• The first beer of the morning
• Wilderness First Responder
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• First Punic War
• first class
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• The First of the Microbe Hunters
• Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
• First class Titanic passengers
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• Shitty first drafts
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• uncaused first causer
• first ring
• First Great Eastern
• First Great Western
• First North Western
• first isomorphism theorem
• proof of the first isomorphism theorem
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
• The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
• If at first you don't succeed
• first cause argument
• Stealth first person shooter
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• My First Sony
• First rule of comedy
• The gun in the first act goes off in the third
• The First State

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