Findings:

• Posing as the opposite sex online
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
• How to attract the opposite sex
• So, You Bought a Child Sex Doll.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• A metaphor for sex
• Bubble Bobble : the Opposite of Sex
• We find ourselves in sex
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• The Opposite of Sex
• Good help is so hard to find
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• find
• i can't find it anywhere
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
• Find an out
• Find in a hallway
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• Find the way home
• I did not find love
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Find Many Cows
• Infinite series to find values of trigonometric functions
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
• For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• You'll Find Me
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• Find the River
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• How to find your new best friend
• Finding out where a net user lives
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How to find out your own IP address
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• How to find good nodes
• Half-sour pickle
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I can't find the any key
• I find the idea of political parties in a democracy objectionable
• Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Seek And You Shall Find
• Finding a bathroom in New York City
• Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
• How to find north
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• let love find you
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• union find
• How to find a square root using ruler and compass
• London Finds its Champion
• How to find something which has been lost
• The words no one can find
• Find the Others
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Robot Finds Kitten
• How to find the nth term of a number sequence
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Finding Coke at Hopkins
• How to find a street address
• Ojo Finds the Dark Well
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• C Program for Calculating Individual Hexadecimal Digits of Pi
• They'll find their own lightning
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• find the widget, save the world
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• How to find the inverse of a matrix
• find a penny, pick it up
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Where did Archie find the time?
• SLA finds the beach
• To find one's place
• Find the Lady
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Find someone who...
• Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
• A Hard Man is Good to Find
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• And there find God in everyone
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• The Wizard Finds an Enchantment
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• you're never anywhere i find you
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• we find ourselves among the cities and roads again
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• I thought I might find you here
• The Street finds its own uses for things
• Find your creativity
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• The kids find joy in hearts that are black and blue.
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• Find a seashell in the shape of a girl
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• we couldn't find the address
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• How to find your ass
• don't try to find words
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• find (in the mist)
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Until I Find You
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• look in the shadows and you will find the truth
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• her eyes can't find you at first
• The Glass Cat Finds the Black Bag
• I find this extremely offensive
• It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Evil finds a way.
• No peace I find
• Whenever I receive praise, I find my mistakes
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• I still find her feathers
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)

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