Findings:
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Lost in Boston?
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to play Scottish bagpipes
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to play Mao
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- I figured out Faith
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to play Golf
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- I figured it all out
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- The stars come out at night to play
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to escape domestic violence
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- How to play E2
- figure out
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Figure It Out
- How to get more out of Psi
- how to play the spoons
- How to play an old phonograph
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
- How to play guitar
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- How to play music backwards
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to find out your own IP address
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- how to short out a phone line
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How Eulenspiegel staged a play for Easter Mass
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Learning to play the drums
- How to play the harmonica
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Not cut out for the Play-Doh confessional
- when did we forget how to play?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to Fall Out of Love
- mentor figure
- figure skating
- figured
- hourglass figure
- Widmanstatten figures
- Go figure
- Correcting the gravity on my Yoda Figure
- significant figures
- Everything needs parental figures
- Concerning Irregular Figures
- extended figure
- figure skates
- figure eight knot
- Biblical Action Figures
- Metric Figure
- The Great Figure
- See figure 1
- Talking to the figure drawing model
- Rounding of Numbers to n Significant Figures
- figure four leglock
- UN Sanctions and the Mortality of Iraqi Children: Facts and Figures
- Rhetorical Figure
- Prominent figures in the video games industry
- Double Figure
- The Olympic Figure skating controversy at Salt Lake City
- Olympic Women's Figure Skating medal winners
- Figure of Eight
- a figure howling in the night
- inaction figure
- Figure with Meat
- gingerbread figure
- God plays Tuesdays at a bar in Waco
- Christ figure
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- 1/2 of an hourglass figure
- Flayed figure
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- The Figure in the Shadows
- cloaked figure
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
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