Findings:

• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Carpet
• Eat Carpet
• Wilton carpet
• magic carpet
• carpet bomb
• carpet munching
• red carpet
• Inspiral Carpets
• carpet tile
• carpet bombing
• carpet muncher
• The Phoenix and the Carpet
• Carpet Beetle
• carpet knight
• Getting wax out of carpet
• Red Carpet Ring
• Carpet Shark
• Carpet Mouth
• On the carpet of leaves illuminated by the moon
• Empire Carpet
• Op art carpet
• Sierpinski carpet
• carpet (user)
• carpet page
• Stale, stuffy, and magic carpets
• Getting Blu-Tack out of carpet
• Red Carpet Club
• Bubbles Takes a Magic Carpet Ride
• Curled up on the brown carpet together, jewels in squalor
• Magic Carpet Ride (Fatboy Slim Latin Ska Acid Breakbeat Mix)
• Axminster carpet
• Carpet Muncher (user)
• carpet burns
• Carpet python
• The Carpet People
• A Nice Beige Carpet
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• chance
• snowball's chance in hell
• second chance
• no chance
• Fat chance
• Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance
• chance operation
• off chance
• chance medley
• Will I be given that chance?
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• It's Your Chance of a Lifetime
• Give Peace a Chance
• Chance encounters with strangers
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Another chance at self defeat
• Last Chance to See
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
• Tomorrow's Chance
• You pays your nickel and you takes your chances
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• What are the chances?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• The Last Chance Texaco
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Chances Are
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Penis size and impregnation
• Chance encounters
• A Second Chance At Eden
• people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
• Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
• Ghost of Chance
• A Second Chance
• James Chance and the Contortions
• Leave it to Chance
• If it chance your eye offend you
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• Buckley's chance
• Increase the chance of recovering a stolen laptop
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Last Chance
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• chance (user)
• Snowball's Chance
• The $1,000,000 Chance of a Lifetime
• The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
• .78 Chance (user)
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Your last chance to win is in the scoring
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• A dinner party; a last chance. A love song; a bear dance.
• chances accepted
• total chances
• The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
• chances (user)
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• The Music of Chance
• Chances Not Taken
• Life: Chance
• My Last Chance for Love
• Taking Chance
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Fate vs Chance
• Chinaman's chance
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• puncher's chance
• Cloudy, with a chance of pain
• charming, with a chance of terror
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Games of chance
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• science fair
• fair use
• Lilith Fair
• World's Fair
• 1958 Brussels World's Fair
• Art fair
• Scarborough Fair
• job fair
• fair
• County fair
• Philip the Fair
• 1933 Chicago World's Fair
• Weighted Fair Queuing
• It's a fair cop
• Fair Park
• Fair Game
• Fair Play
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• state fair
• fair queueing
• Jad Fair
• Fair and Warmer Cocktail
• fair coin
• Medieval Fair
• My Fair Lady
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• O, Fair New Mexico
• The Story of Noureddin and the Fair Persian
• Miracle Fair
• She Moved Through The Fair
• fair cake division
• Two person fair cake division protocol
• slicer fair cake division protocol
• Turnabout is fair play
• this seems less than fair
• Fair Fighting
• fair fortnight
• You Are Not Being Fair
• O Strong and Fair in vain!
• Embassy Rooms Computer Fair
• Fair wages
• fair fight
• fair grunt
• Vanity Fair
• A mathematically fair way to split a taxi ride with multiple stops
• fair trade
• Edwy the Fair
• the rides at the state fair this year are much too dangerous
• The Fair Singer
• fair trade coffee
• Great winds blow fair
• Fair Dinkum
• Fair Lawn's hellish traffic patterns

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