Findings:
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- People don't flail when they die
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- the moment when they take possession of you
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- when they take my blood
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- When you kill people they die
- Eye contact at a distance
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- You Really Got Me
- You've got mail
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- Got
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- I've Got a Secret
- Got to buck
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- The Statue Got Me High
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- I've got a little list
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- You've Got Stalkers
- The one that got away
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- Have I Got News for You
- Johnny Got His Gun
- We've Got Tonight
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- The Guru got a girlfriend
- Amidala Got Back
- Blue Got Up
- Got root?
- I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Got to Get You into My Life
- I got a good feeling!
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- How Pac-Man got his name
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- The Songs That Got Away
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Everyone's got their drug
- I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- Go on! It's got raisins in it!
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Boys got cooties, girls got brains
- I Got Six
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- i got the wound, if you got the salt
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- I've Got the World on a String
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- You've Got A Friend
- Ya Got Trouble
- I Got Rhythm
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- i got nothin (user)
- I gots a Weasel
- I got a 1400 on the SAT
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- Freddy Got Fingered
- Your cable TV just got better!
- The day Wendy's snake got away
- I've got mine
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- I got sunshine in a bag
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- Ain't We Got Fun?
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- We've Got A World That Swings
- Because I Got High
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
- I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
- The Hare Who Got Married
- the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
- What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
- She's got legs
- I've got the music in me
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- What's Love Got to Do with It
- You've got to take the rough with the smooth
- You Got Served
- Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
- Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Baby Got Back
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- How Maria got herself a pussy
- I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
- Roe has got to go
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- D dock and the fish that got away
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- guess i got rung up (user)
- You've got to paddle
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
- Who's got the bill? (e2poll)
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