Findings:
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- My love will never die
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- My New York will die with me
- Many have died; you also will die.
- You are special. You will not die here.
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
- What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- flowers that will not die
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- You are just an animal and you will die
- Warning: you will die someday
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Will I ever know?
- I will die on this hill
- knowing you will die within a year
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Dischord Recording Artists
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- You are not special. You will die here, too.
- Nothing Will Die
- All Things Will Die
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
- There will be no more stories to read
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
- Who Will Be There
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- How will I die?
- Where the headstones will read like love letters.
- Cut and paste writeups
- Cut and paste writeups will die
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- Millions now living will never die
- Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
- watching everyone you know die
- Pop Will Eat Itself
- This will never happen
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- I will show you fear in a handful of dust
- Will Vinton
- the world will be remade in our image
- The People's Will
- You will be assimilated
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- Will Hays
- free will defense
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- everyone wants to read a happy ending
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Free will
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Will Oldham
- None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Read Or Die : The TV Series
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- The girl who everyone loved
- For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
- Will and Grace
- funny fat guy who dies
- This message will self-destruct in five seconds
- Will Rice
- Love Will Tear Us Apart
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Will Wright
- Does free will exist?
- Will
- Will Smith
- we who are about to die salute you
- Things that we will never use
- Will nanotech destroy science fiction?
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Will Rogers
- Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- People who don't read
- Omniscience and free will are contradictory
- Good Will Hunting
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- The revolution will not be televised
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