Findings:

• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• That one makes me scream, she said
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Make me one with everything
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• call me garbage one more time
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Make me one of you
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• Slay Me With Kisses
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• They grow up. No one told me.
• give me one night to show the savage
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• If No One Will Love Me
• No one touches me
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Have One On Me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Tell me one thing
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Below me
• Society made me what I am
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Me and a Gun
• away from me
• Me So Horny
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Big Me
• Do you know me?
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Let Me Entertain You
• Give me a break!
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Tell me a story about elephants
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Gag me with a spoon
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Feigning smiles for me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• There's one born again every minute
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• That man bit me
• Taste me, taste me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Are you hitting on me?
• Just call me fluffy
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• I vs. me
• talk to me not the computer
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Peel me a grape
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Please help me!
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• What makes me beautiful
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• The Statue Got Me High
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• You're not the boss of me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• What, me worry?
• Excuse me
• Rape Me
• Me too
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• England Made Me
• why me?
• Roger and Me
• You Really Got Me
• Tell me a story about trains
• I and me
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• they're all the same except for me
• Mes-
• You remind me of the Babe
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Someone please kill me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Better him than me
• Pardon me
• Not me

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