Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "eventually, everything in life works out okay and everyone ends up happy"

• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Everyone out of the universe, quick!
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Locked Up and Locked Out
• The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• Life inside out
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• End of Life Plan
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Get everyone out
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• A Happy Life
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• I bottled out of the e2 picnic fearing for my life!
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out
• Work out
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Out of work alcoholic clowns
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• This end up ^
• The End Of Work
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• Life Ends
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• Sentences with which to end your life
• This end up
• End of Life care at the edge of our solar system
• It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• The love of everyone’s life left everyone every morning
• everyone wants to read a happy ending
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• The Short Happy Life of an Alpha Puppy
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• Life does not end at high school
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• This is the end of the easy life
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• How to pack someone out of your life
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Happy End
• The Happy End
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The end will be a sellout
• A work schedule for my life
• You have your work cut out for you
• How did I end up here?
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
• Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
• The things you own end up owning you
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• End of the World
• dead end
• end
• the living end
• odds and ends
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• split ends
• Mile End
• The ends justify the means
• ends
• make ends meet
• Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World
• West End
• End of a relationship haiku
• The End of Eternity
• The end of the line
• The End of the Matter, and the Fallen King
• The End of the Tour
• End of Days
• This is the way the world ends
• End Transmission
• critical end
• Help end homelessness
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• The End User (user)
• Put an end to hamster porn!
• War Without End, Part One
• end of proof symbol
• Survival kit for the end of the world
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• I know when the world will end
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• End of History
• The green light at the end of Daisy's dock
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Fifteen
• The end of Everything as we know it
• End of the day bosses
• When can it end?
• the deep end? what's that?
• End of Words
• The Millennium and the End of Sin
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• How the universe will end
• at the end of the world
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• The end of the Greater London Council
• It's the End of the Node as We Know It
• inner tie rod end
• outer tie rod end
• Journey to the End of the Night
• end moraine
• Seasons End
• You are approaching the end of the moving walkway...
• All's Well That Ends Well
• End of Evangelion - Theatrical release Vs. Video release
• North End Road Market
• End Game
• dog end
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• What story there awaits its end?
• Plan All the Way to the End
• Your Method Works
• What story down there awaits its end?
• Welcome to the end of the road. Enjoy your stay.
• The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• End to End Ping
• where the marks should end
• Programming for the End of the Day
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Only the End of the World Again
• Disconnection -- how it ends

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