Findings:

• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Dutch oven
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You're pretty when you cry
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• even yoda considered giving up
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• When you're alone
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Only when you're older
• when you're ready to touch me again
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Dutch Oven Pork Roast
• I'll explain it when you're older
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're home alone
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Sing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• She thought about giving him her heart
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• When she is talking to him
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Time flies when you're having fun
• A poem for when I loved him
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You're never around when I need you
• You know you're a geek when...
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When You're Evil
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Swing when you're winning
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Kissing Dutch kids
• Double Dutch
• Von Dutch
• The Last Words of Dutch Schultz
• Dutch drug policy
• Dutch tilt
• Dutch Culture
• Dutch process cocoa
• Dutch Cocoa Powder
• Dutch cheese
• Dutch television stations
• Dutch auction
• Pennsylvania Dutch
• Dutch Schultz
• Dutch Seagull Recipe
• Dutch Wife
• Dutch barn
• Dutch holiday cookies
• Dutch pink
• Dutch newspapers
• Dutch Swing College Band
• Royal Dutch Shell
• Dutch E2 Gatherings
• Dutch Revolt
• Dutch currency
• Dutch political parties
• Dutch East India Company
• Dutch East Indies
• Dutch Experience
• Dutch uncle
• Dutch courage
• Dutch National Parks
• Living it up in the Lowlands - an international Dutch nodermeet
• Dutch Rick (user)
• Dutch book
• Dutch windows
• Dutch angle
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• Even Day
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Groups of even order
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator

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