Findings:

• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Stand by Me
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• By One Minute
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• People referred to by three initials
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• give me one night to show the savage
• These people are still happening to me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• The Wild Colonials
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• You people disgust me
• Nothing can stop me now
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• People just expect things from me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If No One Will Love Me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• all of these people are me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• me, now and again
• No one touches me
• Why old people piss me off
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Going by the script when talking to people
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• One by One
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• mark me by seconds
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Hear me now
• Frilly putty in me now
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Make me one of you
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Make me one with everything
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• kill me now (user)
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• let me know who you are now.
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• Something to remember me by
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• How Solemn as One by One
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Don't Pass Me By
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Personality is defined by other people
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even nerds need people skills
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• People without spines annoy me.
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• People confuse me
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Yes me, right now
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts

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