Findings:

• Still the best 15 minutes of your day
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• With all the advances in technology it still takes 3 days to clear a cheque
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• on my best days
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I'm Still Here
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Live Era '87-'93
• Even Day
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
• The day my best friend cried
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• we broke it in days, years later still broken
• To this day, I still keep my eyes open
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• I still don't even know you
• It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
• everyday without you is the new best day of my life
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm not fucking bored
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• The Best Day of my Life
• The last (and best) day of high school
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• im da best (user)
• best users (usergroup)
• Best Buy
• best
• Best Of, Volume 1
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• Best way to a man's heart
• best boy
• The best teacher I ever had
• The best sky
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• best interest
• Falling in love with your best friend
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• Some of my best friends are
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• And Still, My Breath Catches
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• Best Time
• The best line I ever used
• The best thing since sliced bread
• How to find your new best friend
• best buddies
• Best Customer
• My best friend, Josh
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• best friends
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Some of my best friends are...
• Best Actor
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The best places to get your books
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The Next Best Thing
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• The Best Feeling Ever
• My best dead friend
• Parking warning
• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Best of Jools Holland
• within this robot, your best poetry
• America's Best Comics
• Best Death Ever
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Best in Show
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• the best damned story ever written
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The 70's Are Best Forgotten
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Looking For... The Best of David Hasselhoff
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• The Best and the Brightest
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best Western
• Moms make the best lunches
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• Hunger is the best spice
• Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
• Best of Breed
• My gay best friend
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• The Best Scones
• The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
• best (user)
• best man's speech
• best man
• Baltimore has the best storms
• Best college admission essays
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Best of James
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best conversations take place in bed

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