Findings:

• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• They knew what our pain would be.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Even the dead will not be safe
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Just to see what it would be like
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• play dumb
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They will not be named!
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• That would be me
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I am blind when I want to be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Things never were what they used to be
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• It will be good when I am leader
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The best kind of bartender
• eternity would be boring
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Where would America be without Canada?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Automobile tire pressure
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Mind without body
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• That I Would Be Good
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• When shall I be free?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• it would be hilarious if only
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.

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