Findings:

• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• No one has died
• even the fool
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Each one has their own story
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Hitler has only got one ball
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• The Wild Colonials
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• Sometimes the shadows remain even after the storm has cleared.
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• even number
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Even death requires an essay
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• you can't break even
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• America Needs Talent
• even atheists pray for some things
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• what is this i don't even
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• even my socks
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• And I don't even know their names
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Even the trees here are scrappy
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• Round half to even
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Even the tides have more friends than you

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