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Tired of your dysfunctional family? Want a new one? For trade or gift: academic enabler family, very bright, descended from one of the Iowa Band Congregationalist Ministers to whom Horace Greeley said "Go West, young man."* Heavily laced with PhDs, teachers and librarians. They are in dire need of more enablees and also really enjoy triangulation and cruel teasing. If you have always wanted to play the villain or scapegoat, this family is for you! Willing to trade or give them away, will name names. Any reasonable application considered.

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*He denied saying this.

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