Findings:

• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• so i heard you like mudkips
• War is like walking off a very long cliff
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm so sorry
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I'm not very cool
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• American girls are all so easy
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so tough
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• What it's like to be in love
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Living Like Weasels
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Writing for a Living Is Like Karate-Fighting Mosquitoes
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Very easy roast potatoes
• he's like someone living in a dream
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• I Like My Dry Land Thank You Very Much
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• i've worked very hard to become so
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Living up to your father's expectations isn't easy.
• My Dying Bride
• As We Lay Dying
• Adam's Dying
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Dying of cancer
• Stoicism on Death and Dying
• Hurry, think, grandma is dying
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The Adventure of the Dying Detective
• Prayer for the Dying
• Dying of the Light
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Rage, rage against the dying of the light
• BSD is dying
• Dying of love
• Dying Inside
• In the halls of the dying
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• To An Athlete Dying Young
• Rage, rage at the dying of just another day
• Lonely and Dying in 1A
• Dying of a heart attack at the cinema
• A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request
• Dying Declaration
• For a dying woman
• Hungry, cold, and hiding from the last of the dying sunlight, the children of an unknown darkness wait.
• The dying plowboy
• In My Time Of Dying
• Killing and Dying
• Shitty retail is dying
• Dream of the Dying King
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• There's a fine line between dreaming and dying
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• dying in the subtlety
• Theoretical Strategies for Not Dying Alone
• Easy
• Easy Rider
• Meeting people is easy
• Earth Girls Are Easy
• Take it easy
• Easy Cheese
• The Big Easy
• easy anxiety
• easy as pie
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• An easy way to determine your own moral character
• Easy Serbian phrases
• Tik Tok Easy Shop
• Easy Bean Dip
• easy (user)
• very funny money handler
• Confessions of an easy quit

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