Findings:
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Being a dickhead
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm not racist but...
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- Don't Blame Me
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I don't own a microwave
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- don't blame me for your anger
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I'm not homophobic but...
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Hot pursuit
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- but don't take my word for it
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Poor but honest
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Sexist jokes
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- All gods but your own
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
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