Findings:

• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't wait up for me
• shooting lightning bolts from my fingers
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't call me Debbie
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Up Your Ass
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 22: The Lightning Bolts of Captain Nemo
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't Blame Me
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Screw vs. bolt
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Don't tell me everything
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Dont come near me. (user)
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• I don't think the sun was up
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't give up
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• bolts of lightning
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't call me Asian
• customers don't trust me
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• lightning bolt (user)
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't leave me alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• kill him dead; don't call me
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't send me roses
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• My God, don't tempt me!
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Don't tell me about her
• the way you don't look at me
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Don't Tell Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Don't fuck with the cat
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Lightning Bolts
• Blowing smoke up your ass
• Baptist fear of dancing
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• Don't call me white
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't tread on me
• They don't touch me the same way
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Morrison's Lament
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Dont come near me (user)
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Don't fuck the corpses
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Make Me Think
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• all the way up Reagan's ass

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