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• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• This dress makes you look fat
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Look with me at the stars
• The Girls in Their Summer Dresses
• The pretty girl has no friends
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Fat Chicks Go Down After Every Bagel
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Former Fat Girl Syndrome
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• the fat girl cast a splendid groak
• Pretty dress, ugly girl
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• the way you don't look at me
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• every desert (has) an oasis
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• we must look at the entire picture
• OBAFGKM
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Fat Girl Fashion Police
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• Look inside girl, let the sound take you away
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• What in the world has come over me
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• doesn't look like anything to me
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Girl in a Mother of pearl dress
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• every cloud has a silver lining
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• fat girl (user)
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• There are a million girls like me out there
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Me and the Fat Man
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• where does that leave me?
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• She just looks at me
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• What golf has taught me
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Look siad me Be like me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• She looks at me and she laughs
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• What RU-486 means to me
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• every little thing she does is magic
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• You are no longer the girl next door. You are Godzilla in a prom dress.
• Pretty girl, ugly dress
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• To which side does sir dress?
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I look for your face in every crowd
• every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The entire past has inevitably led to my creation
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• every statement has a context
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Girls look prettier in snowstorms
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Experience has made me bitter
• That which does not kill me...
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• boy meets girl, girl teases boy, boy looks for something to destroy
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• It does not sing for me
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• Euclid Alone Has Looked On Beauty Bare
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• EGBDF
• feline allergies
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• Escape from the Planet of the Apes
• Does
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• Does this ever go away?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• Mrs Doe Pee

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