Findings:

• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What have you been smoking?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I could have been one of a two
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• I could have been Canadian
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I appear to have been misinformed
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Movies that should have been books first
• Front porch, what should have been said
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I may or may not have been naked
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• It could have been me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Could have beens, should have beens
• you would have been
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• you have never been safe
• The way things have always been done
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• He's been places they have not.
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• i have been burning for so long
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I know I have been dreaming
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• What Might Have Been
• I have always been burning
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• And All That Could Have Been
• AES may have been broken
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The path we have been walking
• Could I Have Been?
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have just been shot
• How long have you been in love with her?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Names have been changed
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Have you been a dad today?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you

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