New Boyfriend: So,
how many people have you had sex with?
Me: Oh gosh... (pauses for a minute, eyes half-squint and upcast) I'd say a hundred or more.
New Boyfriend: (surprized) A Hundred?????
Me: (wince) Well, yeah - I've been at this for almost 10 years. How many have you had sex with?
New Boyfriend: 3... (thinks) 5... (thinks...) 6.
Me: Is that your final answer? How would you define sex anyway?
New Boyfriend:I dunno...
Me: (whisper's in NB's ear)
New Boyfriend: OH!!!! I'd say a hundred or more.