Findings:

• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• How to defend yourself against a coconut
• defend
• God Defend New Zealand
• Defend Your Castle
• Protect and Defend
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City
• them
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• One Node to Rule Them All
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Why do we treat them so well?
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• Us and Them
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• How to use chopsticks
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Them!
• Them Bones
• Them are fightin' words
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Let them have Festivas
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• People with programming languages named after them
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• I was into them after they were hip
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• How do ya like them apples?
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Them's Good Eatin'
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• My aunt doesn't like them
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I eat them by the handful
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
• Pink sweaters with skulls and crossbones on them
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• .them
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• If you love somebody, set them free
• Them Lunch Toters
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• Them Node Writers
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Let them eat cake
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I will ask them all their dreams
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Watching them together
• If you can't beat them, join them
• The lives within them
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Let them know
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• Fuck them all but the six
• Goops and How to be Them
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Bless them hagafens!
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• if you slide them together, like this
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• T.H.E.M.
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• It kills me to watch them go
• we can take them
• we never hear them calling to us
• Degrees of Pornography
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• chop saw
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• Never let them see you bleed
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Us vs. Them
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Send them to the next dimension
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Teach Them to Fish
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• For them the sky spreads
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Common Heroes and how to deal with them
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• Stretching your legs to prepare them for the lotus position
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• view them both
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Zulus, thousands of them!
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• With the song still in them
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I call them "Wraps"
• You see them too; Golden butterflies, countless in number
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Of diamonds and those that have them

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