Findings:

• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Being a dickhead
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Bringing them back from the dead
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Yeah, but still
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Good from far, but far from good
• dead, but longing to touch
• but don't take my word for it
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Dead But Dreaming
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• War is hell but men like it
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Fuck them all but the six
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• but what's the moral of the story?
• Small but still a person
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• not running from, but going to
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Starving in the greenhouse
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• like you're blind but still can see
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Sexist jokes
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Love cookies
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• We said nay, we are but men
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad

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