Findings:

• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Women want me when I'm taken
• What is wrong with me?
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Show me what I'm looking for
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Of course I'm looking at your psyche! It's sitting all naked and cold in front of me!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• What is wrong with wanting death?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• When Graverobbing Goes Wrong
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• take me away
• Don't stand so close to me
• they're all the same except for me
• Gag me with a spoon
• stop picking on me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You Run Deep in Me
• blow me
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Too many mes
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• where does that leave me?
• Make me one with everything
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Somebody Loves Me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• If No One Will Love Me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• Blame It on Me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The Devil made me do it
• Real Me
• You tell me this is God?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Half of Me
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• DCyes its me (user)
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Me and Lukey
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Things video games have taught me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Pick Me, Honey!
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Forget Me Knot
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• My backyard considers me
• Don't Make Me Think
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Is an axiomatically correct OS possible?
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Notice me, Judge me, FEED ME
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• a handsome stranger tricked me
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• She found me on public transportation
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• tickle me, dear
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• I'm lovin' it
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• dead wrong
• I'm Not There
• The city knows I'm leaving
• What is wrong with my breasts?
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• wronged (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• A Century of Wrong: Capitalistic Jingoism—first Period

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