Findings:

• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Dying of cancer
• Mercury in Cancer
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What if the world were flat?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• I remember, there was one
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I was adored once too
• When I was 9
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• When I Was a Babe
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• If I was a good person
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• Cancer Ward
• What it's like to have cancer
• Man was created in God's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• being a kid was great
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• At least he was gentle
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• it was true then
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Petey Piper was a viper
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• There was always the blue of you
• Yet the sea was hardly bothered, and the stars remained untouched
• She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Why must smoking cause cancer?
• I got the cancer
• Response to a metastatic cancer patient
• convince vs. persuade
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Dumb laws
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Magneto Was Right
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Renee was a princess
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Subhanahu wa ta'ala
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I threw was my pen
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Once was enough
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• he was a punk poet himself
• Nazism was not Left-Wing, Part I: Ideology
• Got prostate cancer?
• pancreatic cancer
• Radon and Lung Cancer
• The Walrus was Paul
• Trompe
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• some say he was never here at all
• Abraham Lincoln was a third-party candidate
• all it cost him was a Penny
• It was always hot here
• Cancer steals, cancer consumes, now cancer must die
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• the horrible gift was really quite right

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