Condomints
From the makers of Analicious
It's a durable latex condom! No, it's a refreshing breath mint!
Condomints, the exciting new condom sensation sweeping the nation, is a durable latex condom and a refreshing breath mint!
Clinically proven to reduce the risk of sexually transmitted diseases by up to 99%* and provide long lasting breath protection with reduced risk of cavities**!
Now with Retsyn***!!!
Now available in special Scratch and Sniff variety!
4 out of 5 dentists use Condomints with their patients!
New: Condomints Lite, just 1 calorie!
Warning: Condomints are made of an obscure variety of latex which is a byproduct of nuclear waste. Condomints should not be worn for extended periods of time, and should only be used on an erect penis with plenty of lubrication. Discontinue use if any of the following occurs:
Do not use Condomints on any fruit or vegetables!
* When used as directed by men with no testicles or women who have had their tubes tied surgically
** This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
*** Retsyn is a registered trademark of the Certs Corperation
Condomints, accept no substitutes!