Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "come on, girl, you don't know about that stuff yet? Harry Potter learned about it in his second year!"

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I know what is about to come
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The extroverted feeler learns about "bad strangers"
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• It's a song about a girl
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• Everything I know about bicycles and cycling
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• come about
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• About some girl
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Don't Worry About the Government
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• I know something about love
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know what I'm talking about
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Things you should know about King James
• Advice I have been given about girls
• about a girl 132 (user)
• about a girl (user)
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• Don't tell me about her
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I want to learn more about Islam
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• The Girl from Ipanema
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• I don't feel the same way about you
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Things everyone should know about cars
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Everything I know about Writing
• Things techies should know about brand names
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What the world wants to know about newts
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• I don't care about the air
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• A story about a person I do not know
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Kirby G6
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• The animal pals learn about religion
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• about a girl 23 (user)
• Don't think about it
• I want to hear about his day in person
• The Truth About the Harry Quebert Affair
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• What I know about this table
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia

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