Findings:
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- human first, American second
- The first wife sews the cushions for the second wife to sit on
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- human rules, machine rules
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Kafka's "The Judgment" as read by Deleuze and Guattari
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Human Consciousness could be Immortal
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
- London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Human Rights First
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Human Machine (user)
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- There will be no more stories to read
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- The Way It's Meant To Be Played
- You're too good to be human
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Never be the first to let go
- It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe
- Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
- Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
- Read Codes
- machine code
- First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
- Be human
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- When you know things are just meant to be
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Hot pursuit
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Bound To Be Read
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- She was too beautiful to be human
- The second chance you give could be your last
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- let me be your first upvote
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Crushed by the Second Coming
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Human gestation by size - farmer's market style
- mark me by seconds
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- secrets kept by seconds
- Read by the author
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- 240 human years are experienced every second on earth
- Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
- Softly, at first, as if it hardly meant it, the snow began to fall
- The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
- So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
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