Did you ever hear about the tenor
who was run over by a truck?
He didn't notice; he was already pretty damn flat
Q: What's the dictionary definition of "tenor"?
A: Any baritone
who joins a choir
that doesn't already have enough tenors.
(female, by the way) once said: "OK, I want to hear the men and the tenors starting at measure 25..."
Q: What's the difference between a stuck-up first tenor and a stuck-up first soprano?
A: About an octave
(my first w/u... I've been an e2 lurker
for a while, but haven't written anything... hope nothing goes awry in the syntax here...)