Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "carbonated urine from cows that have been force fed excessive amounts of coffee and sugar"

• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Have you been a dad today?
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have just been shot
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• What have you been smoking?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• Names have been changed
• Movies that should have been books first
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I could have been Canadian
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• He's been places they have not.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Stoned music memories
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• Force 10 From Navarone
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have never been safe
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• AES may have been broken
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• i have been burning for so long
• David Lynch's Cow banned from Cow Parade New York
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Letter From General N.F. Twining to Commanding General, Army Air Forces, 23 September 1947
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Have You Fed the Fish?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I could have been one of a two
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• What I have learned from being fired
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Exaggeration of the amount of drugs consumed
• In significant amounts, violence solves everything
• There is a finite amount of information in the universe
• A sufficient amount of light
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Been
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• synthetic urine
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• You've Been Dumped
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• They had been expecting me
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've been working on my homework
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced

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