Findings:
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Can many fictions be woven into fact?
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- The sum total of human knowledge
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- The most hilarious thing I can remember
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- The Most Good You Can Do
- human optical character recognition
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
- The sum total of human bullshit
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Farmers can grow dates and even bananas
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- we can get along even though we disagree
- fractal design of the dramatic human body
- even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- even the human lived long enough to worship the seasons
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- An Inquiry into the Human Mind on the Principles of Common Sense
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Can
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Cans of shit
- can of corn
- aluminum can
- trash can
- Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- can of whoopass
- Dry bones can harm no one
- Star Wars Pepsi Cans
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Can buoy
- Can hook
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- words, and terms, and stray thoughts.
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- As far as the eye can see
- Asking for a favor
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Any song can be a love song
- that can made you sick
- Nothing can stop me now
- Prince Albert in a can
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- windows where I can look out
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Push a can
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- BQN: Can you?
- par can
- can bowl
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- Can we still be friends?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- You can never get away from yourself
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- can opener
- can of grease
- I can do much better than this
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- The Pariah Coke Can Theory
- I think I can, I think I can
- I can taste the floor
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- The scariest words I can think of
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- Canned Heat
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- king can
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
- True Love Can Wait
- Children can be cruel
- When can it end?
- Can machines think?
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I can make a bong out of anything
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- murder can be fun
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
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