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• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I Know Who Killed Me
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
• Something to remember me by
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Accidental death odds
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• RFC 602
• mark me by seconds
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• words hiss into me
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Turn anything into a sound file
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Into Battle with The Art of Noise
• how my computer nearly killed me
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Our Father Christmas, who art at the North Pole
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Judging women by their books
• bafflement commuted into poetic art
• Don't Pass Me By
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Swimming pool injury
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• the night absolutely into me
• for the dreamers who stare into the night sky
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• The art of stuffing people into boxes
• Please Kill Me
• Someone please kill me
• Know your pets
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• things you can't turn into poetry
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Killed By Death
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Stand by Me
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Fossils were put there by God
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• The Who By Numbers
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• CDs Killed Album Art
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Killed by Allah in the burning plains
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Run and turn into butter
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• I was into them after they were hip
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• The smoke turned into rain
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Art In Me
• How to turn any number into a 9
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Watermelon hookah
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Into my heart an air that kills
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?

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