Findings:

• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I have made up a name for my disease
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Baptist fear of dancing
• The day I realized what being alive was
• What I have learned from being fired
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Being an artist warps the mind
• I have never felt more alive
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• A simple celebration of being alive
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• exquisite mind, alive corpse
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• The dangers of being open minded
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• On living and being alive
• The Wild Colonials
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• you already have what it takes
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Why I Hate Being Alive
• Looking up a word by its definition
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• made by loving hands at home
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• People have fucked up before
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• because I have given up any care
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Accidental death odds
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• on being hit by lightning
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• General sexuality newsgroup
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Gifts we already have
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The terrorists have already won
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Sewn up by frost
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations

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