Findings:
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- bite me
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- bite me (user)
- bite me 2000 (user)
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- sound bite
- Bite the wax tadpole
- Reality Bites
- Put the bite on
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Ways to Prevent Dog Bites
- case bites
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- The bite of conscience
- Bite the dust
- Bite my shiny metal ass
- Snake bites
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Dog bite
- How to treat a poisonous snake bite
- mosquito bite
- The Bite of the Adder
- wheel bite
- Artichoke Bites
- Dog bites man, film at eleven
- Glazed apple bites
- Rhymes With Bite
- A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
- Giga Bites
- slide bite
- hammer bite
- Tiger Bites
- Tasty Bites
- History Bites
- bite plate
- Girls Who Bite Back
- piddle and bite
- tree bites dog
- Things to help mosquitos bite
- Shark bite
- The Ringworld Engineers
- Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer
- Technical Support Engineer
- Engineers
- chemical engineer
- Structural engineer
- system engineer
- Communications Engineer
- computer security engineer
- Electrical Engineer
- reverse engineer
- The brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
- You mean the me that you would be
- Traffic Engineer
- network engineer
- M&M's standard operating procedure for bored engineers
- Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
- The Engineers' Drinking Song
- Real Engineers
- memetic engineer
- The Software Engineer's Song
- Purdue Engineer's Yell
- Test Engineer
- How to engineer a wilding spree in Central Park
- Life of a computer scientist/engineer
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- The Ritual of the Calling of an Engineer
- applications engineer
- Quake Team Fortress Engineer Tactics
- Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
- Perry's Chemical Engineers' Handbook
- Undermining the foundations of the Establishment by supporting local singer-songwriters and avoiding genetically engineered foodstuffs
- Army Corps of Engineers
- Santa Claus: An Engineer's Perspective
- To Engineer Is Human
- aeronautical engineer
- Monkey and the Engineer
- The Tiger and the Engineer
- the guide to pursuing a fellow engineer
- Sales Engineer
- sound engineer
- If I were a genetic engineer
- release engineer
- field applications engineer
- DSP engineer
- An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician walked into a bar
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- Ferry engineer
- The girl is a doctor, and the guy is an engineer. Neither is equipped to mend broken hearts.
- The Italian Primitive Painters, a lecture for Engineers
- Server Engineer (user)
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
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