Findings:

• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Stoned music memories
• our machines don't go that way
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• So you don't have to
• don't try to find words
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You don't FIND peace. You gotta MAKE peace. You gotta make peace with it.
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• A Good Man is Hard to Find
• you don't have to do this
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• I don't have the time
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• A metaphor for sex
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Find an out
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• worse things have happened to better people
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Don't feel that way
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Some better way to say goodbye
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Find the way home
• Finding out where a net user lives
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• How to find out your own IP address
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Penis size and impregnation
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• sometimes it's better that way
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Baptist jokes
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• a better way to fall in love
• I don't have a television set
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• A reason to drink
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Don't Go Out the Door
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I have a punklin and you don't
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't swing that way
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I don't feel the same way about you
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't go out without a coat
• the way you don't look at me

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