Findings:
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- My liver is eaten by vultures.
- Chased by bears
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Accidental death odds
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Exit, pursued by a bear
- Being licked to death by kittens
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- The Wild Colonials
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- on being hit by lightning
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Brexit, Pursued by a Bear (e2poll)
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- It sucks not being a bear.
- bear
- Yogi Bear
- Bears
- Smokey the Bear
- Smokey the Bear Sutra
- Smokey Bear
- Teddy bear
- right to bear arms
- Polar bear
- Paddington Bear
- Chicago Bears
- Jack the Bear
- Grizzly Bear
- Go Bears!
- right to keep and bear arms
- Fozzie bear
- drop bear
- Fozzy Bear
- The Hair Bear Bunch
- The Heavy Bear
- Gummi bears
- bear raid
- Bear Hugging a Tree
- Clan of the Cave Bear
- cookie bear
- Grin and bear it
- bear rug
- Adventures of the Gummi Bears
- The Bear FAQ
- bear market
- Brown Bear
- Panda Bear
- da bear(s) (user)
- Don't feed the bears
- Grizzly Bear scat
- plastic bears
- The Lassoed Bear
- Nookie Bear
- Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Bear Bryant
- Rupert Bear
- bear attack
- Sitting in a corner, not thinking of a pink bear
- the one about the teddy bears
- There's a bear outside the tent!
- Muddy Bears
- Songs For Polar Bears
- Lord Bear (user)
- masturbating bear
- Bull vs. bear market
- The Bear and the Dragon
- No knowledge is too much to bear
- bears (user)
- Teddy bear tender and tragically hip
- Golden Bears
- The few slogans I bear
- Camping in bear country
- Why Smokey Bear was wrong
- Friend Bear
- Sylvie and Bruno: A Jester and a Bear
- bi-polar bear
- Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
- Ye Olde White Bear
- They Fight the Invisible Bears
- Bear Love
- bear protection suit
- blue-eyed polar bear
- The Bear Song
- story of the bear and the rabbit
- Sugar Bear
- The Bear's Head
- The first bear I ever saw
- Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
- Big Bear
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Keesh the Bear Hunter
- bear bag
- Our Share of Night to Bear
- Smarter than the average bear
- The Dragon and the Bear
- bear's cage
- william bear (user)
- Bear Trap (user)
- The right to bear arms
- bear market rally
- bear can
- Newark Bears
- Talkin' Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues
- California Grizzly Bear
- spectacled bear
- sloth bear
- TT the Bear's Place
- Sir Sufud and the bear
- Raddington Bear
- Tunnel Bear
- B.J. and the Bear
- Goldilocks and the Three Bears
- The Willow Wren and the Bear
- Pooh Bear (user)
- bear up
- Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore
- Bear bells
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Honey for the Bears
- Benjamin Bear
- The Bear (user)
- Care Bears
- Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
- Bentley Bear
- Morris Bear Squire
- A Swarm of Syllables, and Paddington Bear
- Bear Cave
- Boris the Bear
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- Jeremy the Bear
- honey bear
- Ed Bear (user)
- Spirit bear
- Country Bears
- Bear's Grease
- When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
- The straw bear of Whittlesea
- Bear River massacre
- Polar Bear Diamonds
- Grizzly Bear (user)
- gummi bear (user)
- Lessons of the Bear: Totemic Techniques for Effective Inter-Office Communication
- Brother Bear
- JEFF bear (user)
- Barney Bear
- cutie bear (user)
- Bianca and the Little Blue Bear
- Setting Free the Bears
- Polar Bear Club
- My great-grandmother and the bear
- Why the Bear Has No Tail
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