Findings:

• play dumb
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Who are "they" anyway?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I like my breasts the way they are
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• If they would only choose to hear it
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Half-sour pickle
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• Like church only bigger
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They who monitor the Internet
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• To those who know who they are
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They moved like a river
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• They hum like angels
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Women only like me for my mind
• some summers they drop like flies
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Who took my beer and gum? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• the only anchor in an endless sea of low-frequency noise that covers your skin like oil
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• They only come out at night
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• cat haters
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• I only pretend to resist temptation
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Beer snob
• beer bong
• Spruce beer
• cool beer
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Free, as in beer
• GNU/Linux beer
• Beer bread
• Cheap beer causes STDs
• virtual beer
• warm beer
• De Beers
• Beer Gut
• 999,999,999,999,999 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
• Alcohol-free Beer
• Belgian Beer
• Pizza, beer, and Smoking Noders paint the town red
• Goya ginger beer
• Fat beer
• The beer bong calculus problem
• Australian Beer
• my fireplace and my beer
• drinking beer to cure deafness
• Beer Preference

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