Findings:

• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is no such thing as a love story
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• There is no such thing as color
• There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There's no such thing as normal
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• There is no goddamn thing such as a succinct sonnet
• There is no such thing as society
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There are no transitional fossils
• there’s no substitute for friends
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There is no friend anywhere
• There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• There are no girls on the internet
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why there is no moloch13
• There are no stars any more
• There is no god but God
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• There is no c in Rishi
• No such luck
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Why is there no socialism in the United States?
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• there are no gods in foxholes
• There is no data, only XUL.
• Why there is no Good Catullus
• There is no there there.
• No Such Agency (user)
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• There's no there there
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• There is no you
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• There's no replacement for displacement
• There are no revolutionaries in upstate New York
• There is no music for this day
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• There is no postgame
• There is no time paradox
• Like there's no tomorrow
• Beyond whose nearness there is no beyond
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• Is There In Truth No Beauty?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• There's no "f" in "birthday"
• There is no dream but this.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• There are no good Tango teachers
• there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions
• There Was No Leak
• There is no Arizona
• There is no majority
• There is no happy ending
• There is no enemy anywhere
• There is no camel in this scene
• Do or do not, there is no try
• There is no right answer
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There are no good contraceptives
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• There Is No Rose
• There's no point unless you make one
• There are no sleep in can
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• There's no 'eak' in our off-peak
• There is no deal with the demon
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• No Such Place
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Go where there is no snow
• There is No Spoon (user)
• There are no next lives
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• No worst, there is none
• There Is No Love Between Us Anymore
• There are no left turn lanes
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• There will be no more stories to read
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• There is no music in money
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• No such thing as a bad day
• There is no alternative
• There are no art talent scouts
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• There is no place in suburbia for beauty
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There ain't no justice
• There's no place like homenode
• There's no defragmentation for your biological hard drives
• There is no 'correct' right answer
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• There are no specific human research function
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• There are no finish lines for hearts that race.
• The place where there is no darkness
• There is no spoon
• there's no accounting for taste
• No shit, there I was
• No guns for minors
• There is no "One", either
• There is no suck, only blow
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• there is no existing mythology
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• There Is No Natural Religion
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• There are no facts
• There are no three letter .coms left
• Without religion, there is no God
• There are no seasons in California
• No such animal
• No matter where you go, there you are
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• There's no better mirror than a child
• There is no Cabal
• There is no real me
• There are no male cows, moron
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• There Is No Art
• There is no normality
• Conspiracy theory: Area 51
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There is no midterm in this class
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• no such word as small
• There is no there there
• If there were no birds
• Without zazen, there is no Zen
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Proof that there are no integers between 0 and 1
• There are no small roles
• There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
• Why is there no cent key on keyboards?
• There is no nodegel! (document)
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There is no terrorism. There is only war.
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• There is no answer; there is no question
• In Heaven there is No Beer
• There are no whales anywhere
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.

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