Findings:
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm always thinking of you
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Because I'm an adult
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm always breathless when you call
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm not sure
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- the words I'm after
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- The customer is always right
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm falling in love with you
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm Going Home
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm Glad
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm game
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm
- I'm with the band
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- Damn, I'm good.
- what is good is not always right
- Im-
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm bored
- I'm in this for the long haul
- So. Central Rain
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm with stupid
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a little tea pot
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- Are You Right There, Father Ted?
- IM
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- imm
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- Im Elvis (user)
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm sorry
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm Losing You
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm tired
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm not drinking any more
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm not very cool
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm gay
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm just a bill
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