Findings:
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- She was too beautiful to be human
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- This statement cannot be proven
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- US Executions by state
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- The page cannot be displayed
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- I don't need to be loved by you
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
- we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
- Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- be beautiful, be yourself
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- execution by hanging procedures
- Information cannot be owned
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- she couldn’t go and be beautiful
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- cannot be again
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
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