Findings:

• avoid
• Avoid fancy words
• Avoid the Noid
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• how to avoid paying for washing machines
• Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• How to avoid photo radar tickets
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• Avoid contact with the eyes.
• Avoid highly subjective writeups
• How to avoid tomorrow
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• How to avoid jury duty
• How to avoid saying, "I love you"
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Avoid product placement in writeups
• Avoid generalization
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
• Avoid Ethnocentrism
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
• Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• How people avoid buying drinks
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
• The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
• How to avoid holodeck addiction
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
• Practical reasons to avoid black cats
• United States pledge to avoid torture
• Why security experts avoid implementing
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• How to avoid eviction
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• Avoid minding your own business
• Emperor Zog (user)
• Emperor
• Emperor Norton I
• Godspeed You! Black Emperor
• Palpatine
• The Emperor of Ice-Cream
• Emperor Hawthorne
• Roman Emperors
• Emperor Cezar (user)
• Hedgehog Emperor (user)
• The Emperor
• Padishah Emperor
• The Emperor of Venus
• emperor penguin
• The Emperor's New Clothes
• The Goat's Ears of the Emperor Trojan
• Little Emperor
• Kangxi Emperor
• Emperor Cartagia
• Go-Toba
• Religion & The Emperor's New Clothes
• The Last Emperor
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• A Nickel-Plated Emperor
• The Emperor's Retinue
• God Emperor of Dune
• The Emperor's New Mind
• Dune Board Game: Emperor
• Emperors Decius, Gallus, Aemilianus, Valerian
• Emperors Decius, Gallus, Aemilianus, Valerian II
• Emperors Decius, Gallus, Aemilianus, Valerian III
• Emperors Decius, Gallus, Aemilianus, Valerian IV
• Emperors Decius, Gallus, Aemilianus, Valerian V
• Emperor Roscoe (user)
• Emperors Decius, Gallus, Aemilianus, Valerian VI
• Emperors Decius, Gallus, Aemilianus, Valerian VII
• The Emperor's Tin Castle
• The Emperor's New Groove
• German kings and emperors
• How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
• Lord of Emperors
• Antoninus Pius
• Heaven is High and the Emperor is Far Away
• Emperors of Japan
• Six Emperors at the Same Time
• Six Emperors At The Same Time II
• Six Emperors At The Same Time III
• Six Emperors At The Same Time IV
• Six Emperors At The Same Time V
• Six Emperors At The Same Time VI
• The Emperor of Atlantis
• Yongle Emperor
• Emperor Battle for Dune
• Hidden Emperor
• The Emperor Wears No Clothes
• Evil Emperor Zurg
• The Emperor and the Assassin
• Mughal Emperors
• Sarcosuchus imperator: The "Flesh Crocodile Emperor"
• The Emperor Jones
• Constantius Sole Emperor
• Constantius Sole Emperor II
• Cease, then, being Emperor
• Constantius Sole Emperor III
• Constantius Sole Emperor IV
• Constantius Sole Emperor V
• Yellow Emperor
• Serving the Emperor
• Five Emperors
• Jade Emperor
• The Year of Four Emperors
• Julian Declared Emperor
• Julian Declared Emperor II
• Julian Declared Emperor III
• Julian Declared Emperor IV
• The Proclamations of Emperor Norton I
• Destiny of an Emperor
• Emperor of the Fading Suns
• The Burgundian Lands under Emperor Charles V
• The Holy Roman Empire under Emperor Charles V
• Holy Roman Emperor
• Dong Zhou Deposes the Emperor, Yuan Shao Vies for Power
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• Moric Benyovszky
• Emperor scorpion
• The Emperor of Scent
• The Angelus Emperors
• An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
• Emperor of Brazil
• Emperor of India
• emperor (user)
• Purple emperor
• Lotharius, Emperor Of The Carolingian Empire
• Five Good Emperors
• Weak Emperors: A Study in Mediocrity
• GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE
• Japanese Emperors (category)
• Emperor Rangor
• Emperor Gestahl
• patterns begin to reveal themselves
• Themselves
• God helps those who help themselves
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• The Gods Themselves
• Roots and Leaves Themselves Alone
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Against Stupidity, the Gods Themselves Contend in Vain
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• The Curious Eat Themselves
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• Sons measure themselves against their fathers

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