Findings:

• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What guys do with their penis
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• New England: A Puritan attempt at a Model Society
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What Germans do best
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• so expendable in their memory
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• Everything's Best Users (superdoc)
• best users (usergroup)
• Best Buy
• best
• Best friend
• Best Of, Volume 1
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• At least you tried your best
• Banting and Best
• Best way to a man's heart
• best boy
• on my best days
• The best teacher I ever had
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• Best Brains
• Hope for the best
• best moment of absolute peace
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• best interest
• Falling in love with your best friend
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• Some of my best friends are
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• best before date
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Pete Best
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• Balanced honesty is the best policy
• the world's best hospital
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• sometimes a lie is the best thing
• Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• Tokyo's Best Stuff
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• Best Time
• The best line I ever used
• The best thing since sliced bread
• How to find your new best friend
• best buddies
• Best Customer
• best friends
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The best places to get your books
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• The Best Feeling Ever
• My best dead friend
• Parking warning
• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• Best of XYZ volume 3
• Cell phone holder
• Everyone acts from the best intentions
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• George Best
• Honesty is the best policy.
• Buckley's Best Bitter
• Best spot to view the moon
• The Best of Everything
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• best practice
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Median Node-Fu Product
• The Best is Yet to Come
• Sex with your best friend
• Honest people are the best liars.
• best bit
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• The best comeback ever
• Best of the Best (user)
• Seattle's Best Coffee
• best glide
• Worst of the Best
• A Boy's Best Friend
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Best of Jools Holland
• Memory is best served when chilled
• The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• never know who told it best

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