Contact me in one of many ways:
Marvin, I love you!
Never Knows Best
Did the DOG send you?
Ashes to Ashes, Fun to Funky
Those cold blooded old times...
I kill spiders to save butterflies.
You'll see my smile looks out of place.
Have you got a twenty-seven B stroke S?
I'm on the side that's got butter on it, I am.
It's tragic when the magic is as skinny as film.
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door.
If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.
Eat plutonium death, you disgusting alien weirdos!
Neutral? Who said I was neutral? I'm conflicted.
Stay in your life boats, people. It's murder out there.
Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy.
I always hated geometry in school. Especially triangles.
And a letter in your writing doesn't mean you're not dead.
Like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me!
It is also tradition that the times must and always do change
There's the Television. It's all right there. Look, Listen, Kneel, Pray.
Alas... how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny?
The head coach wants no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
That guy's worse than us. He's all action and no theory. We're all theory and no action.
Unlike other gods, I am compassionate! But Buddha I ain't! This is your last warning! Repent now!
Stay for your supper. Dance for your laugh. Say motherfucker. Your name's in last. We're all on center stage in our own minds.
We're all looking for a home, a place to end our days...
Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
To be a pro telemarketer you need all of the morals of a sniper
What's the point of being enlightened if we're all still sheep?
I knew his entire argument before he even spoke one word.
It's a war. Take a little from everything.
one piece of garbage to clean up another
I'm tired of this landscape in time.
Tragedy is Funny. Comedy is Death.
Signs of Civilization
?uest(ion) of !ust
The Day I Cried
"i used to go to this restaurant that made a great taco. but then they stopped serving mexican. when i asked why, they said the manager wanted to go a different route. ok, i said, and i ordered the grilled cheese instead. i now get tacos elsewhere." -yossarian