Findings:
- To the world you're just one person
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How to be a Better Person
- I want to hear about his day in person
- To be an open-minded person is not a characteristic. It's a skill. It requires effort, and practice.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- you just might be evil
- How Should A Person Be?
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- A story about a person I do not know
- You, standing
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- The next life will be better
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- A different way of thinking about the stars
- I just want to be friends
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- You might be a Michigander
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I just want to be a drummer
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- thinking about thinking
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- thinking about her
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- Be a model or just look like one
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- Let's just be friends
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Your god might be evil....
- Just Be
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Can't we all just be friends?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
- What are you thinking about?
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- You're too young to be so old
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- You're too good to be human
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- You might be a Mormon
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- I Might Be Wrong
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- Beware! This might be reality!
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- Just be home in time for supper
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Adam fell that men might be
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- we can all just be around other people
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- It will never be just you
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- You might be a '90s kid if
- Your dog might be evil...
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
- Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Her smile, thinking about you
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- They Might Be Giants
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- All we need is just to be
- Be different, just like everyone else
- You might be a moogle...
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- You might be a Washingtonian
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- DEA arrests just about everybody
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Just to see what it would be like
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