Findings:

• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• At her mirror, his muse
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• His 'N' Hers
• His and Her Circumstances
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I asked her not to forget me
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Uncle Robin's Advice for Lovelorn Geeks
• advice columnist
• medical advice
• Good Advice
• Urban Ritual
• Advice on Choosing a Username
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• sage advice
• Good Advices
• Friendly Advice
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Words of advice for young noders
• The best interview advice I received
• General advice for preventing attacks
• Practical advice about fighting
• advice for a personal weblog
• John Irving's advice to writers
• Vaguely valid advice to prospective weight trainers
• Advice for using customer service
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• advice for surviving finals week
• Some modest advice for graduate students
• Letter of advice to Queen Victoria
• Odin's Advice to Loddfafnir
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Cook's Helpful Advice
• The Poet's Advice
• A Little Tax Advice for U.S. Writers
• Miss Anthropy's Advice to the Lovelorn
• Tuco's advice
• Most dating advice is as accurate as a Medieval medicine text
• Advice to new smokers
• Advice to nude smokers
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Advices and Queries
• Advice for engineering students
• Improving your chess game
• Staying in a Hotel, advice from an ex-Janitor
• Advice on buying used Apple hardware
• Dating Advice
• fatherly advice
• Advice on buying used furniture
• Gentle Advice From A (Former) Lawyer
• Ambiguous advice
• Advice to young science fiction, fantasy, and horror writers
• The Consumer’s Guide to Effective Environmental Choices: Practical Advice from the Union of Concerned Scientists
• Humble Petition and Advice
• Everything2 Copyright and Fair Use FAQ
• Words of Advice
• advice for young
• Advice for buying a used Sun system
• Advice for buying a used Silicon Graphics system
• Advice to Michael
• Parental Advice
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
• antigravity advice
• Pentatonic and diatonic soloing advice for guitar
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• sound advice
• Advice to a Young Person
• Lucy's Writing Advice (category)
• Advice animal
• Writing Advice (category)
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• Advice to Crisis Line Operators
• advice to young people
• advice to a college daughter
• Chord's standard gift-giving advice
• Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
• ask
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• A Philosopher Asks Buddha
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Asking for a favor
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Born, never asked
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I asked the mountain
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Don't ask don't tell
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• I will ask them all their dreams
• ask (user)
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I asked for no other thing
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Ask Google
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math

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