Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "are ubiquitous in comix even when they don't have some Crisis b.s. to account for them"

• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• People don't flail when they die
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Stoned music memories
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• what is this i don't even
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You don't have to remember my name
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• I don't have the time
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They don't touch me the same way
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• some things change, and some things don't
• You don't have any real problems
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I don't have a television set
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• They Don't Want Me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• A reason to drink
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• And I don't even know their names
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• They don't know what they're missing
• They don't understand my tea
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• So you don't have to
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Rape committed by women
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• I still don't even know you
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• They don't know what I've done
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they don't know what they'd do without me

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